A typical morning conversation

Dan is not a morning person. I am almost always running too late to drink my coffee before I leave for work. Therefore, our conversations in the morning are not very profound. Exhibit A, this is what went down yesterday morning, pre 7am.


Kelley: I had a dream that I was taking a ballet class and Arie was in it.

Dan: Odd.

Kelley: Yeah, during the class he fell in love with a girl who looked just like Paige from the Bachelor Pad.

Dan:  Very odd.

Kelley: My reality TV shows are starting to blend together in my dreams. I think I have a problem.
…….Should I see someone?

Dan: Yes. Chris Harrison. He is probably the only one who can help you at this point.



Good thing we have a date with Chris on Monday at 8pm Eastern.

My friend Emily

Our neighbor is famous! We are very proud of her – she has come such a long way! Yall might have heard of her, her name is Emily Maynard, and she is on the Bachelorette.

Okay, okay. So we don’t really know her exactly. And by neighbor, I mean out of our neighborhood and up the street about a mile. BUT – I pass her house on my way to work every day.

I can prove it! Look familiar?

And here's one of the frequent limos outside of her house. 

Dan likes to pretend we are friends with her by saying things like, “Is Emily coming over for the Bachelorette tonight?” and “I think she should pick Arie. I’d get along with him best.” Sorry Dan. Was I not supposed to tell people you watch the Bachelorette? He is forced into it, I swear!

AND if Emily has any Google alerts set up, she now thinks we are super creepy and is currently putting her house on the market. Or filing a restraining order. I promise we are normal. Really.

It’s amazing, actually, that it took me this long to figure it out. I always knew she lived in Charlotte .. but this isn’t the smallest of cities. They showed her house on Brad’s season, and they showed her house on sneak peeks of her season. It wasn’t until they showed the neighbors house, before I thought, “hey, that looks familiar.” I’m horribly unobservant. Details are not my strong suit.

Well, I gotta run. My friend Landon and I have a date with Emily tonight. ABC. 8 pm.